JEREMY SPEKTOR

T H E   R E C I P E

​

7 pounds of Wild-Caught Humor 

3 teaspoons of Paleo Energy 

4 cups of Non-GMO Presence 

2 and 3/4 tablespoons of Gluten-Free Care 

11 liters of Grain-Free Authenticity

2 sprigs of Kosher Love

A touch of Vegan Eccentricity 

A dash of Keto Courage

1 large Organic Heart